fuckyeahassortedstuff:

team-nerd-angel:

waronidiocy:

If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their Subtexts

my theatre teacher has all of these on a wall in his classroom.

i want these on a wall in my room

(via regginageorge)

tried-to-kill-springer:

fyeahvaporwave:

jamaicanmecrazygreg:

Why

*hacker voice* im in


The weird thing is, you can’t really tell if it’s a ceiling or a wall.

Ok but for real if CDs still exist in the future I’m getting this installed.

tried-to-kill-springer:

fyeahvaporwave:

jamaicanmecrazygreg:

Why

*hacker voice* im in

The weird thing is, you can’t really tell if it’s a ceiling or a wall.

Ok but for real if CDs still exist in the future I’m getting this installed.

(via counselorcrash)

foodfamilyfood:

Party pizzas!Source for the post: Click

foodfamilyfood:

Party pizzas!

Source for the post: Click

(via captain-kali)

lizzysmart:

sandandglass:

Fox News shocked that Harvard students think the US is a greater threat to world peace than ISIS. Students who don’t agree with Fox are ‘twisted’, elitist and wrong apparently. 

Source

Next Gen STAND UP

(via regginageorge)

sydneyisdeffonfire:

klairy-dust:

fairydustandklainebows:

brendanshaw:

p3n1s:

femistorian:

This is what a REAL rape prevention campaign looks like

All the awards.

DO ME A HUGE FAVOR AND REBLOG THIS!



This is perfection in a campaign

I love how they included a situation where a guy could’ve gotten raped. People don’t seem to realize that males get raped too. It’s less common, but it happens. That is what sets this campaign apart from others. 

sydneyisdeffonfire:

klairy-dust:

fairydustandklainebows:

brendanshaw:

p3n1s:

femistorian:

This is what a REAL rape prevention campaign looks like

All the awards.

DO ME A HUGE FAVOR AND REBLOG THIS!

image

This is perfection in a campaign

I love how they included a situation where a guy could’ve gotten raped. People don’t seem to realize that males get raped too. It’s less common, but it happens. That is what sets this campaign apart from others. 

(via intheeyesoflecter)

  • friend: what are you gonna be for halloween?
  • me: drunk

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

(via weaselfodder)

cavydude:

comic-chick:

theydieholdinghands:

newcrystalcitysteel:

bootymusprime:

buttermilk-thegoat:

khanstantly-fangirling:

death-limes:

omgtsn:

my friend and i were slam dunk drunk and made up new names for states
i present to you THE UNTIED STAPES OF AMERICLAP

NORP CROLEENA REPRESENT

I’m in a Noon Yarn state of mind

OKAYHOMO

hello from “OW”

WASHO your FLOOR

SOME BANANAS THOUGH

Greetings from scenic MICHGAB, we’re basically CAN’T ADDians up here.

OH!

cavydude:

comic-chick:

theydieholdinghands:

newcrystalcitysteel:

bootymusprime:

buttermilk-thegoat:

khanstantly-fangirling:

death-limes:

omgtsn:

my friend and i were slam dunk drunk and made up new names for states

i present to you THE UNTIED STAPES OF AMERICLAP

NORP CROLEENA REPRESENT

I’m in a Noon Yarn state of mind

OKAYHOMO

hello from “OW”

WASHO your FLOOR

SOME BANANAS THOUGH

Greetings from scenic MICHGAB, we’re basically CAN’T ADDians up here.

OH!

fstw:

have you never heard of “what’s dead should stay dead” smh don’t try messing with the balance of the universe just buy a Bugatti and forget about your grandpa

fstw:

have you never heard of “what’s dead should stay dead” smh don’t try messing with the balance of the universe just buy a Bugatti and forget about your grandpa

(via weaselfodder)

ledamemangociana:

believebeluga:

cetaceandreams:

Levitate

Wingardium leviorca

you diDN’T

ledamemangociana:

believebeluga:

cetaceandreams:

Levitate

Wingardium leviorca

you diDN’T

(via greatbewilderbeast)

icanttellyoubutiknowitsmine:

harry and hermione’s relationship is so important because it shows that two characters can love each other deeply but not in a romantic way and there are not enough boy/girl unconditional, innocent friendships like that in books and that is why i am refusing to accept that J.K. wanted them together

(via greatbewilderbeast)

senpai-aleksandr:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

image

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